Greece
- Did you marry that girl who refused to marry you as you said?
- No she refused to marry me.
- Why?  Didn’t you  tell her that you will inherit huge fortune from your father?
- She married my father.

Spain
- If you repeat this word I will break your head.
- Consider I repeated it.
- Consider I broke your head.

Britain
First girl: When my fiancé went to the war my photo was with him in every battle.
Second girl: I think he will scared the enemy by it.

Egypt
The first: Our father’s shop open on Friday?
The second: No it is dark!

Austria
The Man: did you put the letter in the post box?
The servant: yes, I saved the stamp cost for you, because I sent the letter without the stamp.

A citizen informed the police in Cairo that vacant taxi driver leaved the park and run toward the man to drive him forcedly.

The impossible are three or four the ghoul, the phoenix, the sincere lover .. and Al Ehsa’a – Al Damam way without accident..!!

If you want to speak and don’t smell the malodor of somebody, talk to him by phone.

A philosopher say : somebody circumstances got better when he became interest with shares more than food..

If you want to gather people around you invite them to dinner.

By the way if you invite somebody to dinner .. he will invite all his acquaintances…!

Why this man imagine that I and others will kiss him on his cheek? He meet us, embrace us then be kind when offer his right cheek  then left cheek, may be he offer his wide forehead on which kind of vanity and arrogance was painted and some of disdain  like one of other society and world .. Oh if he know that he should offer his cheeks to our hands to slap not to kiss as a reward for his damned characters. Could we appeal to him .. our brother keep your (cheek)  damn your under..?       Ohameed

Love after age of forty years  is like cup of tea with mint after meal of Mandi!

The life taste after empty of lover is like the empty of pocket after shopping with wife..!!

Going to school or job without breakfast is like cellular without charged battery..

If girl or woman lie to you , you should know that she start love you?!

If you didn’t learn each day you die every day frustratingly….

At this barren time .. you have to be patient and bear the responsibility like our brothers patience in Iraq?!

If you couldn't persuade the other with your abilities at least let them die angrily because of what you do..

Identification
Describe your feeling before marriage?
Salih Yousuf – Al Riyadh
Before the marriage I hoped the marriage .. after the marriage I wished if I were single.

Wish
What is the un-happened wish?
Abu Jawal – Al Jawf
Somebody pay my invoices of phone and power.

Train affairs
Why do the train break down at Al-Ehsa'a station ?
To depart from there.

Thank
My girl friend is very beautiful but she is dumb.
Thank your God.

Message
My girl friend loved me but she married another man, what should I do?
Send a message to her..?!

What is your opinion about the audacity of young girls at these days?
Not more than   the audacity of youths at these days.

A word
What is much beautiful word you heard from your girl friend ?
It is unsaid word that she didn’t say yet?!

Obscurity
Why some writers are obscurers?
Because they are squinters.

Money
What is the warmest thing in the winter?
Money heat.

Treatment
What is the best treatment for the wounded heart?
Doing urgent surgery.